Toilet Fail

I really contemplated blogging about my biggest epic fail in a while. Yes, it does include the toilet. The title has gives it away, I guess. Alright, here goes.

Most people who know me well, know that I live in my room. I seldomly leave my room and wander around the house, with the exception of when I want a hot meal. I have food in my mini-fridge, there's not much of a need for me to leave my sanctuary. My room comes equipped with a bathroom of my own as well. These last few weeks, I've been on a diet. I think I've dieted to the point where I simply cannot eat as much as I usually do. A few days ago, I decided to eat some instant noodles. Yum?? Not in particular. I could not finish the whole package. In my own laziness, instead of bringing the extra downstairs to properly dispose of it, I decided to flush it down the toilet. Take note, that this is my 2nd time flushing noodles down the toilet and also the 2nd time clogging my toilet via noodles.

Ok, so gross. My toilet is clogged with not shit, tampons, and toilet paper, but with noodles. I suppose it probably helped me out a bit. Slowly, the water drained all the way to the bottom of the toilet. My dad has one of those wet/dry vacuums outside, so instead of using a plunger, I decided to suck the noodles right out of the toilet. Why no plunger?? Easy. I couldn't find it.

I stuck the hose down into my toilet. I hit the switch and SPLASH! Toilet water was flying OUT of my toilet. A few noodles came out and landed on my arm. I sat on my bathroom floor, covered in blue water, and noodles that have been marinating itself in the water. My walls, towels, sink, shower, were all covered. I made a big fail. You see, the wet/dry vac also comes with the function of blowing OUT things. As soon as I figured this out, I switched over to the sucking function right away. Still, covered in toilet water and noodles was probably THE WORST thing to happen to me in 2010.

The bathroom is once again clean. Everything's been wiped down with those Clorox wipes. My toilet is functioning again and up to this very moment, I'm SO grateful that I had my mouth closed when this whole ordeal happened.

Lessons learned: Do not flush noodles down your toilet and always check the functions to your vacuum.

It was brought to my attention last night, that this was probably worse than the time I pulled a piece of string out of my ass...but that's for another blog.

<3miss chelle